Wednesday 23 February 2011

Dragon Rescuscitation and What happens when you fall asleep and leave your Mummy alone with Playdoh

Dragon Rescuscitation

  1. Approach victim with caution checking for any potential hazards
  2. Try to ascertain if casualty is conscious ... might I suggest flicking him once or twice...
  3. If casualty is unresponsive attempt rescuscitation commencing with 5 rescue breaths:
  4. Follow with chest compressions:
  5. "DONT YOU DIE ON ME! GODDAMMIT!
  6. "Nurse! Get this patient into ICU immediately!
Alex fell asleep whilst we played with the Playdoh... I was left alone - so I made Owls...
The moral of the story is : When dealing with playdoh - dont fall asleep on the job...

2 comments:

  1. I love those playdough owls.

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  2. They have all met a squishy end now. I'm thinking of commemorating them in salt dough...

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